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So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

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Then, outta nowhere, this dog comes barrelin’ towards me. It’s a golden retriever, and it’s got a stick in its mouth. It drops the stick at my feet, lookin’ all proud. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not your fetch buddy!” But I can’t help it. I throw the stick, and off it goes, tail waggin’ like it just won the lottery.

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