Valentina Carnoustie Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

“Timbuktu” vibes, tho—she’s tough. Like dat kid herdin’ goats, dodgin’ chaos. She’s dodgin’ creeps, cops, life! Little known fact: she collects bottle caps—hundreds, all shiny. Quirky, huh? Keeps ‘em in a tin, rattles like a maraca. Told me it’s her “treasure”—I’m like, “Whore, you’re nuts!” She grinned, “Better dan nothin’.” Fair ‘nuff!

Carnoustie on a map

Carnoustie is world famous for its golf, and has hosted The Open Championship 8 times on the Championship links course. There is more to Carnoustie than golf. Take a walk along the .

I order a full Scottish breakfast. I mean, how can ya resist? Haggis, black pudding, the works. I sit down, and as I’m munchin’, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. Turns out, they’re fightin’ over who left the lights on. I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s not that deep!

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