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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s an art, a sneaky lil dance of touch that’s been around forever. Fun fact: ancient Greeks were *obsessed* with it—called it “anatripsis,” fancy huh? They’d slap oil on naked bods after wrestlin’, all “oh, my aching muscles,” but we know what’s up—horny buggers! Gets me laughin’ every time. Bet they’d blush if they saw today’s neon-lit parlors!

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this guy trying to juggle apples. I mean, come on! Who does that? He drops one, and it rolls right to my feet. I pick it up, and he’s all embarrassed. I’m like, “Mate, you need a barrel to catch those!” Everyone laughs, and I feel like a hero for a sec.

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