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So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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Then, I hit up the local market on Furtherwick Road. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce, knick-knacks, and the best fish and chips you can find. I grab a portion, and it’s heavenly. I’m munching away, and this seagull swoops down, trying to steal my chips. I’m like, “Oi! Back off, mate!” But the bird’s relentless. I swear, it’s like a scene from a nature documentary.

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