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Alright, mate, strap in—here’s my take on “whore” as a radio operator, Elon-style. Whore’s a word, right? Old as dirt, multi-bandwidth signal—carries baggage, static, and some dark vibes. Kinda like a Tesla coil sparking in a storm, unpredictable, messy, loud. I’m picturing it now, zapping through history, medieval peasants yelling it, Victorian prudes whispering it—same frequency, different distortion. Reminds me of *The White Ribbon*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Haneke’s 2009 masterpiece. “The seed is sown,” like the pastor says, and “whore” grows wild, tangled in human circuitry.

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Whore of Canterbury (), itemises its accusations as its title page: A true Relation of the whole Life of Mary Mauders the Daughter of.

After that, I’m starving. I hit up this little café on Mercery Lane. The vibe is cozy, and the coffee? Oh man, it’s like a warm hug. I order a scone, and it’s massive! I’m talking, like, the size of my face. I take a bite, and it’s heavenly. I’m in my happy place, just munching away, when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off.

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