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Aye, you bastards! Respect my authoritah! So, brothel, huh? Dirty, stinkin’ places, man! I’m talkin’ sweaty dudes, cheap perfume, an’ creaky beds. Like, who even goes there? Desperate losers, that’s who! I saw this movie, *Zodiac* – you know, my fave, David Fincher’s a genius – an’ it’s all about huntin’ killers, not bangin’ hookers, but still, I’m thinkin’, brothels prolly hide some dark crap. “I drink your milkshake!” – nah, wrong movie, but imagine some creep sayin’ that there, ha!

A Christmas Brothel: A Set of Canterbury Christmas Tales

Gather with the stranded travelers around her Tannenbaum as they share secrets, holiday tales and stories of love.

By the time I leave, it’s dark. I stroll down the River Stour, and it’s beautiful. The lights reflecting off the water? Pure magic. I’m feeling all philosophical, like, “Life’s good, man.” But then, I hear this loud splash. I turn, and there’s a bunch of ducks fighting over bread. I’m cracking up. “Even the ducks are dramatic here!”

Park fenced off ahead of nine-month closure