Nova Canford Heath Whore ❤️

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She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

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This morning at Dorset Wiltshire fire rescue received multiple calls to a fire on Canford Heath which ment they sent firefighters from.

But then, the night takes a turn. This group of lads comes in, all rowdy and loud. They start causin’ a ruckus, spillin’ drinks everywhere. I’m like, “Oi! Keep it down, will ya?” But they just laugh it off. I swear, if I had a quid for every time I had to deal with this nonsense, I’d be rich.

Emergency services extinguish 1.5 acre fire on Canford Heath