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Ay! Respect my authoritah! So, brothel, huh? Man, those places are wild! Bitches everywhere, sellin’ pussy for cash—straight up crazy! Like, I’m walkin’ in, thinkin’, “What’s this shit?” Smells like cheap perfume an’ desperation, y’know? Reminds me of *No Country for Old Men*—that line, “You can’t stop what’s comin’.” Brothel’s like that, unstoppable, dirty chaos! I’m fuckin’ pissed tho—some dude tried rippin’ me off! Charged me double for a chick who looked like she’d been rode hard an’ put away wet. Asshole! I yelled, “I’m Eric Cartman, bitch! Gimme my money!” He didn’t, so I stormed out, ragin’.

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AN “upmarket brothel” with an annual income of £26million operated metres from the Town Hall offices which granted it a licence as a “massage parlour” for seven years, a court heard.

Then, bam! Outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and nearly takes my sandwich. I’m like, “Oi! Not today, feathered fiend!” I swear, these pigeons in Camden are like ninjas. They’ve got skills. I mean, who knew a bird could be so aggressive?

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