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Oi, mate, sex-dating’s a wild beast! Cold, calculated, I see it clear—lonely souls swipin’ for a quick shag. Like in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, yeah? “The world’s gone off-key,” I mutter—screens glowin’, folks chasin’ flesh, not harmony. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—fast fucks, no depth. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, *why bother?* But then—bam!—some randos hit gold, real sparks fly. Surprised me, honestly. Little story: back in ‘03, KGB mate told me ‘bout this underground sex-ring in Moscow—elites bangin’ escorts, codenames n’ all. Made me laugh—humans’re animals, eh?

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the River Tamar. He swears it was the size of a whale. I’m like, “Dude, you sure it wasn’t just a stick?” Classic Dave.

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