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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a wild ride! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like a Russian Sign Language pro—hands flailin’, tryna translate this madness. It’s all about touch, yeah? Slippery oils, dim lights, some dodgy parlour in Moscow I bet! Saw a geezer once, swear he paid double for "extra vibes"—idiot sandwich! Made me wanna scream, “What are you, a limp noodle?!”

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After that, we decide to watch a movie. I put on some animated flick, and the kids are glued to the screen. Finally, some peace! But then, one of them spills juice all over the couch. I’m like, “Nooooo!” I’m scrubbing it like a madwoman, thinking, “Why do I do this?” But then, they start giggling again, and I can’t stay mad.

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