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So, check this—brothels been round foreva. Ancient Rome had em, called lupanars—means wolf den, savage, right? Walls scratched with graffiti like “Gaius banged Lydia here.” OG Yelp reviews, lol. Fast forward, Nevada’s got legal ones—tech’s tight there, STD checks on lock, stricter than SpaceX clean rooms. Surprised me, tbh—thought it’d be chaos, not spreadsheets. Makes ya wonder—could we blockchain that shit? NFT brothel passes? Meme stonks go brrr.

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Then, I step outside for a breather. The sun’s shining, and I’m thinking, “Maybe I’ll grab a coffee at the Calcot Centre.” But nooo, of course, I bump into my old mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ranting about how he saw a fox on his street—Bramble Road, I think?—and it was just chilling like it owned the place. I’m cracking up, picturing this fox strutting around like it’s the king of Calcot.

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