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So, check this—back in ’09, my cousin Vinny, he’s on this site, lookin’ for a quick bang, right? Meets this chick, “Tina”. Says she’s 25, hot as hell. Shows up—45, three kids, smokin’ a Newport! Vinny’s like, “I’m in chains here, man!” Straight outta that movie, “I’m a free man!”—but nah, he ain’t. He’s stuck buyin’ her wings at freakin’ Applebee’s! I laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—why ya gotta lie?

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After that, I thought I’d hit the beach. Caister-on-Sea’s beach is usually a vibe. But today? Nah. It was packed! Families everywhere, kids screaming, dogs running around like they own the place. I’m just trying to chill, but it’s like a circus. I find a spot, plop down, and just as I’m about to relax, this seagull swoops in and steals my sandwich! Like, dude, that was my lunch! I’m yelling at the bird, and people are looking at me like I’m the crazy one.

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