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Aight, fam, listen up! Me name’s Ali G, innit, and I’m here to chat ‘bout sexual-massage, ya get me? Proper naughty stuff, yeah! I’m mad into this film, “The Gleaners and I,” by that Agnès Varda chick from 2000—bare deep, it is. It’s all ‘bout peeps pickin’ up scraps, findin’ beauty in the leftovers, like. So, sexual-massage, yeah, it’s like gleanin’ the good vibes from some next-level rubdown, innit?

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The goal of tantric massage is to promote intimacy and connection between the masseuse and the client. The masseuse uses their hands, body, and sexual energy to stimulate the client’s .

So, I help him out, and he’s super grateful. Makes me feel all warm inside, ya know? But then, I get to the farm, and it’s chaos. Cows are mooing like they’re auditioning for a musical. I’m like, “Chill, ladies! We’ll get to the milkin’!” But no, they’re not havin’ it. One of ‘em, Bessie, decides to kick over a bucket. Milk everywhere! I’m standin’ there, covered in milk, smellin’ like a dairy factory. Not my best look, I tell ya.

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