Isabella Buxton Brothel ❤️

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Hey, folks, lemme tell ya—brothel’s a wild one. I’m sittin’ here, crunchin’ numbers, thinkin’—man, how’d I get here? Used to balance books, now talkin’ bordellos! Here’s the deal—brothels, they’re old as dirt. Been around since, shoot, ancient Rome, probs longer. Imagine that—guys in togas, droppin’ coins for a quickie. Kinda funny, right? “The world’s gone mad,” like in *Children of Men*—but with more sex, less babies.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the Crescent. You know, that fancy Georgian building? It’s stunning, but today it felt like it was judging me. Like, “Why are you here, mate?” I’m just trying to enjoy the view, but I can’t shake the feeling that the architecture is side-eyeing me.

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