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Ok, real talk – I got into this sketchy joint once, thought it’d be legit. Spoiler: it wasn’t. Dude’s hands were everywhere but the right spots – pissed me off! “Don’t pee on my leg, creep!” I yelled in my head. Walked out feelin robbed, $50 down, no zen, just greasy regret. But then, there’s the good stuff – like, a pro who knows the game. Little known fact: ancient Thailand had these sexual-massage rituals for royals – legit pamperin with a naughty twist! Bet they didn’t have neon signs flashin “open 24/7” tho.

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So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. I grab my tools, head outta my flat on High Street, and boom! First thing I see is Mrs. Thompson from down the road. She’s out there, bless her heart, tryin’ to wrestle her cat, Mr. Whiskers. That little furball’s got more energy than a toddler on sugar. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my spade.

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