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So, picture this—me, cosmic elevator operator, zoomin’ thru spacetime. I see her, yeah, this prossie on the corner. She’s got eyes like black holes, suckin’ you in. Ain’t no Hollywood tart, nah—she’s real, gritty. Heard this story once—Victorian times, right? Some prossie named Fanny worked the docks. Made a killin’—not literal, ya twat—cos she spoke French! Blokes paid extra for her “ooh la la.” Little known fact—prostitutes back then invented half the slang we use. “Tart,” “slag”—cheers, ladies!

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After that chaos, I decide I need a break. I head over to the Burton Market Hall. It’s buzzing with life. I grab a pasty from one of the stalls. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, and I can’t help but smile. The vibe is just so good. People chatting, kids running around, and the smell of fresh food everywhere.

King enjoys 'a slurp' of beer during tasting session at Staffordshire brewery