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Once knew this chick, escort, swear she coulda been in *Basterds* – sharp as a chisel, eyes like a hawk. She’d say, "Everybody lies, House, even you," and I’d laugh, cos damn, she’s right. Told me bout a client who paid her to just sit there, silent, for 3 hours – creepiest shit ever. Surprised me, tho – thought it’d be all glitz and groans, not some weirdo starin contest. "That’s a bingo!" – weirdos everywhere.

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So, I head out, right? I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and I see this old bloke, Mr. Jenkins, who’s always got a story. He’s like, “Oi, mate! You heard about the new café on Burpham Lane?” I’m like, “Nah, what’s the scoop?” Apparently, they’re servin’ the best scones in town. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need – more carbs!” But hey, I’m curious.

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