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About Glasgow

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—find a prostitute, huh? Pretty, pretty good idea, right? I mean, not for me, I’m too neurotic, I’d screw it up! Imagine me, Larry David, tryin’ to navigate THAT world—disaster! I’d be like, “Where’s the manual? Is there a Yelp for this?!” Total chaos, I’d overthink it—do they take Venmo? Cash only? What’s the etiquette?! I’m sweatin’ just picturin’ it!

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So, I head out, right? I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and I see this old bloke, Mr. Jenkins, who’s always got a story. He’s like, “Oi, mate! You heard about the new café on Burpham Lane?” I’m like, “Nah, what’s the scoop?” Apparently, they’re servin’ the best scones in town. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need – more carbs!” But hey, I’m curious.

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