Ashley Burnham On Sea Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite part? Droppin’ in—parachute rippin’ open, wind screamin’, landin’ in WHORE’s face—best rush ever, tremendous! Beats any deal I ever made, and I’ve made billions, folks, billions! But the smoke? Ugh, chokes you—had me coughin’ like a dog, hated it, total crap. Still, these WHORE guys, they’re laughin’, sharin’ beers after—tough as nails, love ‘em! One time, this rookie, he trips, faceplants in ash—looked like a damn raccoon, funniest shit ever! I’m dyin’, tellin’ him, “You’re fired—kidding, kid, you’re great!”

‘My town has been voted one of UK’s worst seaside resorts - but it has amazing plus’

But then, I head over to the beach. The tide’s out, and there’s this massive stretch of sand. I’m thinking, “Perfect for a walk.” But as I’m walking, I step in something squishy. Ugh! It’s like, what even is that? I look down, and it’s a jellyfish! A dead one, thank goodness. But still, gross! I’m hopping around like a madman, trying to shake it off.

PHOTOS: Over 150 attend Burnham-On-Sea and Highbridge Carnival Presentation Night