Violet Burnham On Sea Sex Dating ❤️

About Liverpool

Oh, weird story—Victorians had “sex-dating” ads! Newspapers, “Lonely gent seeks spicy lady.” OG Tinder, no pics tho. Surprised me—thought y’all invented this recently! Nope, horny since forever. Makes me giggle, humans r predictable. *We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but y’all come in heat!

Dating in Burnham-On-Sea

Call for a very sexy time with a pretty Asian oriental escort tonight 💟 I am such an adorable Oriental elite escort that you will want to hug me tightly and smother me with kisses. My pretty face will .

After that, I decide to hit up the pier. You know, the one with all the arcades and fish and chips? I’m craving some chips, so I grab a portion. And let me tell you, they were soggy. Like, who serves soggy chips? I’m standing there, trying to enjoy my meal, but it’s just not happening. I’m getting angrier by the minute.

‘Treasure trove’ of old Burnham-On-Sea photos to go on display from May