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Oi mate, blimey, sex-dating, eh? What a bloomin’ circus! Me, Boris, Technical Writer extraordinaire, I reckon it’s a right old faff, but thrilling too—like riding a wonky Boris Bike downhill! Saw this lass on Tinder once, profile said "loves adventure," turns out she meant shagging in a tent—got me chuffed, then knackered! Reminds me of *The Master*, that cracking flick—Freddie Quell, mad as a hatter, chasing skirts and booze, “You’re not an animal, you’re a man!”—same vibe with sex-dating, innit? All primal, messy, glorious chaos.

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Then, I get a text from my mate, asking if I wanna join him at the pub later. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” But then I remember, I’ve got a session with a student at the library on Park Road. So, I rush over, and I’m late. Of course. My student, Jamie, is waiting, looking all annoyed. I’m like, “Sorry, mate! Burley traffic!” He rolls his eyes. Classic teenager.

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