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So, picture this—some dude claims “massage therapy” on his insurance. I’m like, bro, really? You think I’m dumb? Dig a lil deeper, turns out it’s one of *those* parlors. Not your grandma’s spa day, nah. Sexual-massage joints—slippery hands, dim lights, and way too much oil. Makes me mad, man! People scammin’ the system, thinkin’ they’re slick. “I sustained an injury, Monsieur Joey!” Yeah, sure, pal—your only injury’s a bruised ego when the wife finds out.

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After that disaster, I decide to take a breather. I head down to the beach. Budleigh-Salterton’s got this stunning coastline, right? The cliffs are all red and rocky, and the sea’s glistening. I’m standing there, just trying to chill, when I see this kid flying a kite. The thing’s all over the place, and I’m thinking, “That’s gonna end badly.” And guess what? It does! The kite gets stuck in a tree. Classic.

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