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So, brothel—deep-sea weirdo, right? Lives way down, like 2,000 feet, where light’s a bloody myth. Got this freaky jaw—unhinges like a Lannister’s morals! Snaps prey faster than I down ale. Little-known fact: its teeth? Retractable, mate! Like a whorehouse bouncer—looks tame, then *bam*, you’re done. Saw one in a tank once—ugly as sin, made me spill my goblet. “What a tedious virgin,” I muttered, but damn, it’s clever—lures fish with a glowy spine, pure seduction!

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Finally, I head back to the shop, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I’m trying to serve customers, but my brain’s fried. I mix up a lady’s order. She wanted a fox fur, and I gave her a raccoon. Oops. She’s not happy. I’m sweating bullets, trying to explain. “It’s like, um, a cousin of the fox?” Not my best moment.

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