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About Newcastle

Lemme spill it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s old, like ancient-old. Think Rome, orgy vibes, oil everywhere. They’d slather ya up, no kiddin’. Made me happy knowin’ folks been freaky forever. Little factoid: Japan’s got this nuru thing—slippery seaweed gel! Sounds wild, right? Hmm… Homer’d slip off the table!

COMING SOON

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First off, I head down to the High Street. You know, the one with all the shops and cafes? I’m craving a bacon sarnie, so I pop into this little café called The Coffee House. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her, spills half the coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But she laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too.

Full list of royals on Buckingham Palace balcony for VE day - and those missing