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Oh, and the oils—jojoba, coconut, slippery as hell. Ever spill that shit? Disaster, like blood on my tools—sticky mess. “I don’t want to die!”—movie vibe again, panic mode. Exaggerating? Maybe, but it’s funny picturing me slipping mid-massage. Total Dexter chaos.

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So, I’m sittin’ there, twiddlin’ my thumbs, when my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what I just saw!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, he saw a bunch of kids on the beach at Buckie Bay, tryin’ to build a sandcastle. But instead of sand, they were usin’ seaweed. I mean, who does that? I laughed so hard, I nearly spilled my coffee.

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