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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just some new-age crap. Back in the day, like ancient China, they were all about it—called it “tantric touch” or some shit. Little known fact: emperors got it to last longer in bed! Bet those old dudes were like, “I’m so seriouslah awesome!” Kinda makes me happy thinkin’ bout it—power moves with a happy ending, heh! But then ya got these modern spas, chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown”—that pisses me off! Respect my authoritah, I ain’t payin’ that!

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After that, we head down to the park by the old railway line. It’s kinda nice there, you know? Green grass, trees, and all that. But then, outta nowhere, this dog comes charging at us. I mean, it’s a small dog, but it’s got the heart of a lion. It jumps up on my client, and I’m ready to tackle it. But the owner? She’s just laughing, like it’s the funniest thing ever. I’m standing there, trying to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “This is not in my job description!”

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