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What pisses me off? The liars. “I’m 6 foot”—bullshit, you’re 5’2” in platforms! Don’t pee on my leg, I got eyes! And the pics—dick pics at 2 a.m., blurry as hell, like I’m s’posed to be impressed? Naw, fam, send me a sandwich pic, I’m starvin! Happy tho when I score a date that ain’t a total dumpster fire—rare as a unicorn, but damn, it’s sweet when it clicks.

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I walk in, and the kids, oh man, they’re bouncing off the walls. I’m talkin’ full-on sugar rush. I mean, who gives a 5-year-old a whole pack of gummy bears? Seriously! Anyway, I’m tryin’ to get them to settle down, but they’re like little tornadoes. I’m like, “Guys, let’s play a game!” But they’re like, “Nah, let’s jump on the couch!” Ugh, kids, am I right?

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