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Hey, pal – listen up. Erotic-massage? Oh MAN. It’s like – pure heaven. Slippery hands. Soft skin. You’re floatin’. Like in *Requiem for a Dream* – “The sun’s shinin’. Birds chirpin’.” But – wait. It’s deeper. Darker too. I mean – those hands? They KNOW stuff. Ancient tricks. From – like – geishas or somethin’. Little known fact – Japan, 1600s. They called it “nuru”. Slime from seaweed! Can you BELIEVE that? Slidin’ around – all sensual. Gets me – WILD.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bumped into this guy selling homemade jams. He was all hyped up, talking about his “secret recipe.” I was like, “Dude, it’s jam, not a magic potion.” But he insisted I try some. I took a spoonful, and wow! It was like a fruit explosion in my mouth. I ended up buying two jars. Who knew I’d be a jam enthusiast today?

Best market town in UK? Of course it’s ours!