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Now, sex-dating’s this crazy thang—apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks together faster’n a hog on a hot day. I tried it once—shoot, my wig nearly fell off laughin’! Met this guy, sweet as pie, but lordy, he catfished me harder’n a Tennessee riverbass! Said he was 6’2”—honey, he barely cleared my boots! Made me madder’n a wet hen, but I chuckled, “Well, this is limbo, ain’t it?” Straight outta *Inception*—you never know what’s real!

Bridgnorth Adult Dating

After all that chaos, I’m starving again. I hit up The Swan Inn for a pint and some grub. I order a burger, and it’s massive! Like, I’m talking a tower of meat. I take a bite, and it’s glorious. Finally, something goes right! I’m sitting there, enjoying my meal, when I overhear this couple arguing about the best fish and chips in town. I’m like, “Guys, it’s Bridgnorth! Just eat!”

In pictures: Firefighters battle car fire in village near Bridgnorth