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So, sexual-massage—lowkey genius, right? It’s biomechanics meets chill vibes. Little-known fact: ancient Chinese docs used it—called it “tuina with benefits.” Boosts oxytocin, cuts stress—science backs it! I’m geeking out, imagining a Cybertruck-sized massage table. Had one once in Shanghai—dude’s hands were like Starship thrusters. Felt like my circuits rebooted—happy as hell! But then, this other time—ugh, total fail. Masseuse was all “relax, bro,” but her grip? Like a botched Falcon landing. Pissed me off—wasted 200 bucks!

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We’re all standin’ outside, and it’s drizzlin’. Typical Brechin weather. I’m shiverin’ and grumblin’ about the rain. But then, I see this old bloke, Mr. McGregor, who runs the chippy down the road. He’s got a bag of chips in his hand, and he’s offerin’ ‘em around. I’m like, “You’re a legend, mate!” So, I grab a chip, and it’s like heaven in my mouth.

Man, 20, and woman, 19, killed in tragic crash between car and bus