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Oi mate, erotic-massage, what a bloody treat! Picture this – some geezer’s hands all oiled up, sliding over ya like he’s auditioning for a sodding Kim Ki-duk film. “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” – my fave, yeah? That monk bloke floating on his lake, all serene, then BAM – here I am, cackling like a twat thinking about some dodgy massage parlour. “The body moves, the soul watches” – that’s from the flick, innit? Fits perfect here. You’re lying there, starkers, some bird or fella kneading ya bits, and your soul’s like, “What the fuck’s this then?”

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After the rain, I decided to grab a coffee at the local café on Station Road. Best decision ever! The barista was this cool dude, all chill vibes. He made me a cappuccino that was like a hug in a mug. I was feeling better, ya know? But then, I spilled it all over my notes. Classic me! I laughed it off, though. What else can ya do?

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