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I seen it – once. Some underground joint – shady as hell. Masseuse whisperin’ – “relax, big guy.” Hands dancin’ – slow. Too slow – made me twitchy. Reminded me of that scene – y’know. “Truth’s a rusty nail!” – fuckin’ brutal. Sexual-massage digs deep – like that. Little known fact? Old sailors – yeah. Used it on ships – cure for loneliness. Swear to God – horny bastards. Rubbed each other silly – kept morale up. Hilarious, right? Buncha grizzled dudes – oiled and moanin’.

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Anyway, I keep walking, trying to shake off the chaos. I hit up the Bowdon Church, which is just stunning. I mean, the architecture is on point. But then I see this group of kids playing football on the lawn. They’re kicking the ball around like they’re in the World Cup or something. One of them kicks it too hard, and BAM! Right into the church window. I’m like, “Oh no, they’re gonna get grounded for life.” But the vicar just laughs it off. I’m standing there, mouth agape. “Is this real life?”

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