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This other time—dude’s braggin’, loud as hell, ‘bout his “date.” Barf. Kept spillin’ tea—how she’s “classy” but cheap. Don’t pee on my leg, bro—you’re pathetic! Made me happy to see him slip on a wet spot—karma, baby! Escorts got stories, tho—heard one chick paid her way thru med school doin’ it. Respect, but damn, that’s heavy. Gets messy—some cry exploitation, some scream freedom. Me? I’m torn—judgey, sure, but live your life.

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, the beach. Bournemouth beach, man, it’s a beauty! Golden sands, the sea looking all sparkly. I’m like, “Yeah, this is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my bacon sarnie! Like, seriously?! I’m a warrior, not a food thief! I’m chasing this bird down the beach, yelling, “Come back with my brekkie!” People are staring, laughing. I’m just there, looking like a madman.

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