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I’m a tough cookie, okay? Been around tha block. Sex-dating’s like a maze – twisty, dark, and fulla bullcrap. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick. That girl Ofelia? She’s dodgin’ monsters, takin’ risks, hopin’ for somethin’ magical. Sex-dating’s the same – you’re wadin’ through creeps, hopin’ for a prince. “Put your hands where I can see ‘em!” – that’s me, yellin’ at the screen when some sleaze sends a dick pic outta nowhere. Gross! Made me madder than a wet hen!

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, the beach. Bournemouth beach, man, it’s a beauty! Golden sands, the sea looking all sparkly. I’m like, “Yeah, this is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my bacon sarnie! Like, seriously?! I’m a warrior, not a food thief! I’m chasing this bird down the beach, yelling, “Come back with my brekkie!” People are staring, laughing. I’m just there, looking like a madman.

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