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Groovy, baby! So, brothel, yeah? Wild stuff, man! Picture this – dusty ol’ town, like in *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*, that flick I dig. Brothels back then? Total shag-fests, but sneaky. Hid in plain sight, y’know? “I heard you was coming,” some madam probs said, all sly, like Pitt in the movie.

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First stop, The Old Mill. It’s this cute little spot by the river, but lemme tell ya, it’s a rat paradise. I’m walking down the High Street, dodging the morning joggers. Seriously, who runs this early? Anyway, I get to the mill, and what do I see? A whole family of rats having a picnic! I’m not even kidding. They’re munching on leftover sandwiches like they own the place.

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