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So, I’m obsessed with *Her*, that Spike Jonze joint—Joaquin fallin’ for a damn phone voice, peak absurdity! Whore’s kinda like that, right? “I’m here for you,” it whispers, all sultry, but it’s just a word playin’ us all! Like, Theodore’s out here simpin’ for Siri, and I’m like, “Bro, same, but with chaos!” Whore’s got that energy—seductive, fake-deep, screws with your head. Makes me wanna yell, “Why can’t I quit you?!” while punchin’ a wall—dramatic as hell!

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Then, I spot a couple of kids playing footie. They’re kicking the ball around, and one of them boots it right into the picnic! Cake goes flying, and I’m just sitting there, trying not to laugh. The parents are losing it, and the kids are just like, “Oops!” It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious.

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