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So, picture this—me, sippin’ mead, watchin’ *Amour* (best flick ever, fight me), and I’m thinkin’, “Love’s a slow bleed, innit?” Sex-dating’s the opposite—fast, chaotic, like me dodgin’ Thor’s hammer. In *Amour*, Georges says, “Things will go on as they have”—grim, right? But sex-dating’s all “nah, next!” No lingerin’, no nursin’ the wreckage. It’s a game, and I’m the god of games—burdened with glorious purpose to outwit these horny fools. Like, did ya know Victorian blokes used “personal ads” in papers for hookups? “Gentleman seeks discreet lady”—same shit, different tech!

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By the time I leave the office, it’s dark. I’m walkin’ back home, and the lights on the High Street are all twinklin’. It’s kinda nice, ya know? I pass by the Borehamwood Library, and I’m hit with a wave of nostalgia. I used to hang out there as a kid.

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