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About Bristol

So, check this—back in Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde. Fact! Stand out, mark em, like some fucked-up barcode. Made me laugh, tho—imagine the chaos, bad dye jobs everywhere! Pissed me off too—why brand em? Control, that’s why. Society’s a dick sometimes. Reminds me of Dogville’s line, “It’s all about power.” Damn straight.

Where is Bootle?

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Then I decide to grab a bite. I wander over to the Bootle Strand. It’s got shops, cafes, the whole shebang. I’m feelin’ peckish, so I hit up this little chippy. Best fish and chips in town, or so they say. I order, and the lady behind the counter is all smiles. I’m thinkin’, “Finally, some good vibes!” But then, she drops my chips. Like, seriously? I’m just standin’ there, watchin’ my golden treasures hit the floor. I’m like, “Nooooo!” But she just laughs it off. I guess it’s just chips, right?

Bootle gears up for a festive Christmas light switch-on and family fun