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So, here’s the deal. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown—it’s got history, weird stuff. Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” some healer crap, but pervs twisted it into bedroom games. Little known fact: Victorian docs used it to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—yeah, vibrators came from that, freaky, right? Made me laugh, then pissed me off. All these idiots thinkin’ they’re classy gettin’ oiled up, but it’s just awkward gropin’ with extra steps. I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s peeking through my curtains, and I’m like, “Today’s the day!” I’m an IT evangelist, so I’m all about spreading the tech love. But first, coffee. I hit up this cute little café on Main Road. The barista, bless her, was all smiles. I ordered a flat white, and she gave me a cheeky wink. I mean, who knew coffee could be so flirty?

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