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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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First off, I’m cruising down Castle Street, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling like a boss. But then, bam! Roadworks everywhere! Like, come on, can’t a guy get to work without dodging cones and men in high-vis? I swear, I almost lost it. I mean, who decided today was the day to dig up the whole street?

'Fantastic turnout' for parade in Bolsover to remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice