Anna Bo'ness Whore ❤️❤️

About London

But srsly, it pisses me off sometimes. These gals, they’re sellin’ somethin’ so basic—human stuff, ya know?—and society’s all, “Ew, gross!” Meanwhile, we’re all buyin’ crap we don’t need, like that time I got a monorail—total scam! Whores tho, they’re honest bout it. No fake ads, just, “Hey, here’s the deal.” Respect, man. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ a Duff, thinkin’, “Maybe they’re the smart ones.”

After that, I decided to stroll down to the waterfront. The view of the Forth is just stunning. I mean, you got the bridges, the boats, and the whole vibe. I was feelin’ all zen until I saw a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s fish and chips. Like, who does that? I was half tempted to chase it, but then I thought, nah, I’m not about to get into a turf war with a bird.

Here's 36 pictures from Bo'ness festive lights switch on organised by BUZZness