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Oi mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, right! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – it’s bloody wild, innit? Been a stockbroker, seen some shit, but this? This takes the cake, man! It’s all ‘bout them hands slidin’, rubbin’, makin’ ya feel like a million quid. Watched *Syndromes and a Century* – fave flick, yeah? – and it’s got that slow vibe, like “the heat is unbearable,” mate, just like a steamy massage room!

First off, I hit up the local café, The Coffee Pot. Best brews in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my latte, and boom! This guy spills his entire cuppa on me. Like, come on, mate! I’m not a mop! I was fuming, but then he starts laughin’ and says, “At least it’s organic!” I couldn’t help but chuckle. Only in Bo'ness, right?

£682,000 Bo'ness Greenways project has now been completed