Jade Bo'ness Brothel ❤️

About Newcastle

Little known fact—Roman brothels had stone beds. Stone! Imagine the backache, bloody hell. Used to chuck tokens at ‘em, like arcade coins—cheap thrill, eh? Gets me chucklin’, picturin’ some toga bloke fumblin’ in the dark. YOU SHALL NOT PASS—unless you got cash, haha! Surprised me, tho, how some girls ran the show—bossin’ it, takin’ no shite. Respect, kinda. Made me happy, seein’ that spark—power in a pit o’ filth.

Next, I hit up the Bo'ness Town Hall. They were havin’ some event, and I thought, why not? I walk in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, and I’m just tryin’ to blend in. But then, outta nowhere, someone starts a dance-off. I’m like, “What the actual heck?” But I can’t resist. I jump in, and let me tell ya, I’ve got moves! Well, maybe not moves, but I was havin’ a blast.

What Bo'ness Hippodrome horror flick lacks in budget it makes up for in scares