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Escorts, right? Not just some tart in a tight dress. Nah, they’re pros, got stories deeper than the Blackwater. Once knew this lass, swore she bedded half the lords in King’s Landing—said one cried after, blubbering bout his mum. Made me laugh til wine shot out me nose. Little known fact: back in olden days, escorts weren’t just for shagging—kings hired em to spy, sneak secrets outta drunk nobles. Clever, eh? Bet they’d say, “I don’t wait for nobody,” like Tom in the film, all cool and ruthless.

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After that, I hit up Coral Island. It’s this massive arcade, and I’m like a kid in a candy store. I’m throwing coins into the machines, trying to win a stuffed toy. I mean, who doesn’t want a giant teddy bear, right? But I’m also thinking, “What am I doing with my life?” I’m a grown adult, and here I am, chasing after a plushie. But hey, it’s Blackpool! You gotta embrace the madness.

Steve Bruce pays credit to fans in immediate reaction to Blackpool's victory over Bristol Rovers