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I tried it once, okay? Total disaster! This chick’s hands were like sandpaper—swear to God! I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is exfoliation!” I wanted to yell, “Spring break forever!” and bolt, but I’m too polite. Too neurotic. I just grumbled, “Pretty, pretty bad,” in my head. Paid $80 for torture—ridiculous! Made me so mad I coulda kicked a wall, but also—kinda funny now. You live, you learn.

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But then, I see it. A dog. A big ol’ Labrador, just chillin’ in the middle of the road. Cars are honkin’, and the poor thing looks confused. I’m thinkin’, “Someone’s gotta save that pup!” So I dash out, apron and all, and try to coax it over. It’s like a scene from a movie, me in my butcher gear, tryin’ to save the day. Finally, I get it to move, and the owner comes runnin’ up, all flustered. Turns out, it’s Mrs. Thompson from the corner of Bishopsworth Road. She’s grateful, but I’m just relieved I didn’t get run over.

'Someone is going to get killed' at busy South Bristol junction warn local residents