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Taste-wise, it’s nutty, bitter, sexy—like Christian singin his heart out. Not everyone’s cuppa tea, tho. My buddy Dave tried it, spat it out, said it’s “rabbit food on steroids.” Pfft, whatever, more for me! Oh, and get this—medieval monks banned it, thought it’d tempt ‘em too much. Horny monks and salad greens? Wildest plot twist since *Moulin Rouge!*’s ending—sobbed like a baby there, still do.

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So, I’m on my way to the pub, The Crown, right? Just wanna grab a pint after a long day. I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, what’s with all the people? I thought it was just me and the sheep today. But nah, it’s like a bloody festival or somethin’.

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