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Escorts tho, they’re, like, pros at reading people. “We don’t know what we don’t know”—another Yi Yi gem. They prolly see stuff we miss, like, secret desires or whatever. I bet some are, like, therapists with extra steps—LOL, imagine that! One time, I read this shady forum post—typo city, btw—some escort said she’d hide cash in her bra ‘cause clients would “forget” to tip. Smart, right? Little known fact: some escorts in the 90s used pagers—PAGERS, y’all—like, so retro, I can’t even!

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I try coaxing him down with treats. But nah, he’s not having it. So, I climb up. Yeah, me, a vet, scaling a tree like I’m in some sort of animal rescue movie. The crowd’s cheering, and I’m sweating bullets. Finally, I grab him, and he’s not happy. He hisses like a kettle boiling. I’m like, “Chill, bro! You’re going home!”

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