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So, I roll into the clinic on Newgate Street, coffee in hand, ready to tackle whatever comes my way. First patient? A fluffy golden retriever named Max. Cute as a button, right? But this little dude decides he’s a ninja. I’m just trying to check his ears, and he’s flipping around like he’s auditioning for the next big action movie. I’m like, “Chill, Max! I’m not here to hurt ya!”

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