Zoey Bishop Auckland Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Little secret, yeah—some use weird oils, like saffron! Costs a bomb, smells posh—surprised me, that did! Thought it’d be cheap crap, but nah—fancy! Still, we hates it when they overdo it—slimy, like a fish, ugh! “This is my place!” I wanna yell, not drown in goo!

Prices & Services

We offer a range of massage styles including a fully nude, very erotic and sensual/therapeutic oil massage with breast sweeps, body slides.

So, I roll into the clinic on Newgate Street, coffee in hand, ready to tackle whatever comes my way. First patient? A fluffy golden retriever named Max. Cute as a button, right? But this little dude decides he’s a ninja. I’m just trying to check his ears, and he’s flipping around like he’s auditioning for the next big action movie. I’m like, “Chill, Max! I’m not here to hurt ya!”

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