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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—yep, the witty dwarf who drinks and knows shit. So, sexual-massage, eh? I’ve stumbled into some dodgy parlors in my day, let me tell ya. It’s like, half the time you’re thinkin’, “Is this bliss or a bloody trap?” Like in *No Country for Old Men*—that coin toss vibe, y’know? “Call it, friendo,” but instead it’s oils and hands wanderin’ where they shouldn’t. I drink and I know things, and lemme spill this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s a whole game of tension.

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Finally, the day winds down. I’m sitting at my desk, looking out at the view of the River Aire. It’s kinda peaceful, you know? Bingley has its charm, even with all the madness. I think about how I love this job, despite the chaos. It’s like a wild ride, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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